This Is Just The Happiest

I Like To Think That My Arrogance, Impetuosity, Impatience, Selfishness And Greed Are The Qualities That Make Me The Lovable Chap I Am.

At Home I Drive An Old Land Rover.

Mexican Cars Are Just Going To Be Lazy, Feckless, Flatulent, Overweight, Leaning Against A Fence Asleep Looking At A Cactus With A Blanket With A Hole In The Middle On As A Coat.

My First Car Was A 1976 Toyota Corolla Liftback In Red, Like The One In 'the Blues Brothers.' I Painted A Union Jack On The Roof. I Was Absolutely In Love With It Until I Destroyed It, Which Broke My Heart!

Unless I Have Been Sorely Misinformed, Supermodels Are Powerless To Resist A Man With Illuminated Doorsills.