I've Been In A Car

Failing My Driving Test First Time; That Was A Disappointment On A Geological Scale.

Forty Is Brilliant And I Love It. I'm Happier Now Than When I Was 20.

Some Say He Isn’t Machine Washable, And All His Potted Plants Are Called ‘steve’. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

And To Mindy, I Can Only Ever Say A Simple Thank You. And Dedicate The Rest Of My Life To Her.

I Don't Particularly Want To Smear Myself Into A Hillside.