As A Comic, You Learn

I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me This Platform.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Run Out Of Gas, You Put Gin In The Gas Tank.

I'm Very Lucky In That I've Gotten To Do A Lot Of Things. But If You Ever Put A Gun To My Head And Said, "you Can Only Do One," I'd Think It Would Be Stand-up. I Think It's The Coolest Job In The World.

As A Comedian I Appreciate Every Kind Of Comedy. You Decide For Yourself What You're Going To Do.