If A Thing Is Worth

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.