If A Thing Is Worth

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.