Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign

People Ask Me What I Do In Winter When There's No Baseball. I'll Tell You What I Do. I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

I'd Rather Him (grover Alexander) Pitch A Crucial Game For Me Drunk, Then Anyone I've Ever Known Sober. He Was That Good.

I've Never Been A Yes Man.

Whoever Wants To Know The Heart And Mind Of America Had Better Learn Baseball.

Any Ballplayer That Don't Sign Autographs For Little Kids Ain't An American. He's A Communist.