Another Bad Thing About "prosperity"

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

A Grouch Escapes So Many Little Annoyances That It Almost Pays To Be One.

If Some People Didn't Tell You, You'd Never Know They'd Been Away On A Vacation.