An Irishman's Wife Gave Birth

I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My Best Material, He Was A Very Funny Man.

I Come From A Family Of Musicians. Even The Sewing Machine Is A Singer.

A Man Walked Into A Shop And Asked, "how Much Are Your Eggs?" He Said "£1.40 A Dozen". He Then Asked: "how Much Are Your Cracked Ones?" He Said: "35p". He Said: "crack Us Four Dozen."

Most Of My Jokes Are Racist - Usually About The Irish.

Have You Heard About The Irishman Who Reversed Into A Car Boot Sale And Sold The Engine?