All My Wife Wanted For

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

My Wife Can't Figure Out What To Buy Me. What Do You Give A Man Who's Had Everything Up To Here?