All Mothers Have Intuition. The

I'm Most Proud Of Having Created Something That Men Never Completely Get.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

Everyday Is A New Beginning And A Chance To Blow It.

Mothers Send Strips To Daughters To Make A Point. Daughters Smack Strips Down On The Breakfast Table To Make A Point. My Own Mom Sometimes Cuts A Strip Out And Sends It To Me To Make Sure I Understand Her.