After 14 Years Of Dieting,

Wake Me Up When I'm A Size 5.

I've Found It's Better To Talk To The Machine And Hang Up If I Get The Person.

Cartooning Is A Wonderful Career, And I'd Like More Women To Get To Have It. I Can't Think Of Any Reason Why We Won't See More Syndicated Female Cartoonists In The Future.

My Mother Had Always Taught Me To Write About My Feelings Instead Of Sharing Really Personal Things With Others, So I Spent Many Evenings Writing In My Diary, Eating Everything In The Kitchen And Waiting For Mr. Wrong To Call.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.