Every Time I Get Something

The Story Of A Mother's Life: Trapped Between A Scream And A Hug.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

So Often, Happiness Is The Extent To Which We Balance Our Grandiose Expectations With Reality.

All Parents Believe Their Children Can Do The Impossible. They Thought It The Minute We Were Born, And No Matter How Hard We've Tried To Prove Them Wrong, They All Think It About Us Now. And The Really Annoying Thing Is, They're Probably Right.

The Specific Story Line That People Have Responded To The Most Has Been The Horror Of Bathing Suit Shopping.