All Men Look Nerdy In

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks And Sandals.

Men Are Very Confident People. Even A Sixty-year-old Man With No Arms Thinks He Could Play In The Super Bowl If He Had To.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

Women Are More Accommodating. If A Woman Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice In The Refrigerator, She'll Make More Apple Juice. If A Man Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice, He'll Just Put Back The Empty Container.