After Becoming Pregnant, I Had

I Would Love To Meet My Soul Mate. I'm Always Kind Of Keeping My Eyes Open For Somebody.

I Just Feel Kind Of Out Of Place On Easter. I Feel Kind Of Useless Because Everybody Else Has Kids And I Don't And I'm Just Standing There With Nothing To Do.

I Don't Get Jealous Of Other Girls, Because I Was Raised In A Cloning Lab To Be The Perfect Woman For Hugh M. Hefner, So, Other Than The Fact That My I.q.'s Probably A Little Higher Than He Would Like, I Have Nothing To Worry About.

After Becoming Pregnant, I Had To Makeover My Pantry Just A Little To Make The Proper Adjustments To Support The Baby. I've Found Some Staples That Will Stick Around After The Baby Is Here, Too.

I Don't Want To Be Too Strict, Because I Think Kids Can Get Rebellious, But I Want To Raise My Daughter To Be Passionate About Doing Good Things And Pursuing Real Things And Hobbies Instead Of Frivolous Materialistic Stuff.