After All This Time I

I View My Own Body As A Petting Zoo. I Am The Main Attraction... And The Only Customer.

Personally, I Hope He Doesn't Get Out Of The Campaign. I Need Rick Perry. I Don't Want To Spend The Next Year Trying To Do Jokes About Mitt Romney.

It's A Great Day For Sarah Palin. She Was Hired As A Commentator For Fox News. She Signed A Multi-year Contract, Which Means She'll Probably Quit After A Year.

It's All About The Triumph Of Intellect And Romance Over Brute Force And Cynicism.

I Aim To Please. I'm Nothing If Not A Vaudevillian.