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The Idea Of Having Australians Upset At Me Is Just Awful.

Is It Really That Important? It's Just Television, For God's Sake. It's Not Medicine Or Something.

Canada Is Not The Party. Its The Apartment Above The Party.

Why Don't They Allow Professional Wrestling At The Olympics? They Allow Pro Basketball Players And Hockey Players. Olympic Pro Wrestling Would Be Awesome. The Team From Mexico Could Wear Those Mr. X Masks. The French Wrestler Could Hit His Opponent With A Baguette. Or Perhaps Just Surrender.

Being An American Is Something I Wanted To Be For A Very Long Time, Probably Since I Saw The Moon Landing When I Was A Child.