Adversity Often Hatches Out The

A Bird In The Hand May Be Worth Two In The Bush, But Remember Also That A Bird In The Hand Is A Positive Embarrassment To One Not In The Poultry Business.

Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

A Good Jolly Is Worth What You Pay For It.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.