A Good Jolly Is Worth

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.

One Man's Poison Ivy Is Another Fellow's Spinach.

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.

After Being Turned Down By Numerous Publishers, He Had Decided To Write For Posterity.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.