A Good Jolly Is Worth

The Time To Enjoy A European Trip Is About Three Weeks After Unpacking.

One Smell Of Brimstone Makes The Whole World Kin.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.

Those Who Are Entitled To It Get It Sooner Or Later.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.