Anybody Can Win - Unless

To Insure Peace Of Mind Ignore The Rules And Regulations.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

Scatter Seeds Of Kindness.

Moral: It All Depends.

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