Anybody Can Win - Unless

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.

She Was Short On Intellect, But Long On Shape.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.