Moral: Don't Try To Account

When Wealth Walks In At The Door, The Press Agent Comes In Through The Window.

Give The People What They Think They Want.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.

A Bird In The Hand May Be Worth Two In The Bush, But Remember Also That A Bird In The Hand Is A Positive Embarrassment To One Not In The Poultry Business.

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.