A Sure Cure For Boredom:

Lonely People Console Themselves With Self-absorption Or Curiosity.

Deconstruction Glorifies The Critic, Humiliates The Author, And Makes The Reader Wonder Why He Bothered.

My Ambition In Life: To Become Successful Enough To Resume My Career As A Neurasthenic.

Never Ask A Bore A Question.

Sincerity Guarantees Nothing But Itself.