Most Bad Luck Is The

The Past Is Always Waiting To Entangle And Deflect Us.

Mars And Venus Are At It Again. This Time, Hephaestus Is Standing By With A Private Detective, A Photographer, And A Lawyer.

Errors Are More Numerous Than Truths, But Fortunately Too Divided Among Themselves To Take Power.

Pornography Supplies The Only Really Safe Sex.

Beauty And Virtue: The Most Kissable Ass In The World Is No Guarantee Of Good Intentions.