A New Child In The

A New Child In The House Is A Huge Tourist Attraction. It's Like Disneyland, Except There The Lines Are Longer And No One Brings Casseroles.

Once In A While You Get A Moment Of Clarity - An Inspiration - And They Don't Come That Frequently.

Happiness Is The Quiet Lull Between Problems.

Our Date-nightrule Is No Talking About The Kids. That Lasts About To The End Of The Driveway.

There's Something That Happens In That Delivery Room, When A Woman Becomes Ten Times More A Woman, And A Guy Becomes Six Times Less A Man. You Feel Really Dopey And Useless And Like A Spectator. I Did, Anyway.