A Man Picks A Wife

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And Many People Have To Fight It Unarmed.