Many A Husband Lives To

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But Second Sight Is Best Of All.

The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise Is That You Realize How Foolish You've Been.

The Modern Dance Is No Dance In The First Place, And When You've Finally Learned It, It's Not Modern Any More.