Life Is A Battle Of

The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.