Life Is A Battle Of

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

After Wisdom Comes Wit.