A Man Must Defend His

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

The Miami Beach Audience Is The Greatest Audience In The World!

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

Obviously A Deer On The Fairway Has Seen You Tee Off Before And Knows That The Safest Place To Be When You Play Is Right Down The Middle.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.