A Glove Is A Very

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.

I Want To Launch A Globe Into Space Just To Mess With The Astronauts.

There Are Jokes I Know I Want To Tell, And There's Sort Of A Rough Order, But Usually I Try To Change It Up Every Show, To Improvise And Talk With The Audience. I Think When You Tell Jokes, If You're Not Careful, You Can End Up Telling The Whole List Of Jokes And Then That's It. And That Can Get A Little Boring.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.