A Friend That Ain't In

Washing Your Car And Polishing It All Up Is A Never Failing Sign Of Rain.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

Lots Of Folks Confuse Bad Management With Destiny.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.