Washing Your Car And Polishing

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

A Friend That Ain't In Need Is A Friend Indeed.

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.