A Friend Of Mine Drowned

I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day. Now I Can't Get The Cobwebs Out Of Her Hair.

I Always Sit In The Tail End Of A Plane, Always. You Never Hear Of An Plane Backing Into A Mountain.

A Man Came Round In Hospital After A Serious Accident. He Shouted, "doctor, Doctor, I Can't Feel My Legs!" The Doctor Replied, "i Know You Can't, I Had To Amputate Your Arms"

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.