And An Airplane Of Spittle

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!

So I Went To The Chinese Restaurant And This Duck Came Up To Me With A Red Rose And Says "your Eyes Sparkle Like Diamonds". I Said "waiter, I Asked For A-romatic Duck".

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

I Cleaned The Attic With The Wife The Other Day. Now I Can't Get The Cobwebs Out Of Her Hair.