A Fitting Room To Me

I'm So Bored. I Went To The Food Locker Yesterday To Visit My Meat.

The More I Think About It, The More There Is To Be Said For The Sloth. He Sleeps Fifteen To Eighteen Hours A Day And Is Known To Have Taken Forty-eight Days To Travel Four Miles. He Hangs In The Trees After He's Dead. But He Lives Longer Than The Cheetah.

For Years, My Husband And I Have Advocated Separate Vacations. But The Kids Keep Finding Us.

One Meal A Day Is Enough For A Lion And Would Be For All Of Us If All We Did All Day Was Swat Flies.

I Worry About Scientists Discovering That Lettuce Has Been Fattening All Along.