People Usually Survive Their Illnesses,

I Got To Thinking One Day About All Those Women On The Titanic Who Passed Up Dessert At Dinner That Fateful Night.

Do I Have To Use My Own Money?

I've Decided Life Is Too Fragile To Finish A Book I Dislike Just Because It Cost $16.95 And Everyone Else Loved It. Or Eat A Fried Egg With A Broken Yolk (which I Hate) When The Dog Would Leap Over The St. Louis Arch For It.

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.