"a Cigar," Said The Altruist,

The Real Truths Are Those That Can Be Invented.

A Good Stylist Should Have Narcissistic Enjoyment As He Works. He Must Be Able To Objectivize His Work To Such An Extent That He Catches Himself Feeling Envious And Has To Jog His Memory To Find That He Is Himself The Creator. In Short, He Must Display That Highest Degree Of Objectivity Which The World Calls Vanity.

The Streets Of Vienna Are Paved With Culture, The Streets Of Other Cities With Asphalt.

A Child Learns To Discard His Ideals, Whereas A Grown-up Never Wears Out His Short Pants.

Speech Is The Mother, Not The Handmaid, Of Thought.