The Real Truths Are Those

Sexual Enlightenment Is That Hardhearted Process Which For Hygienic Reasons Forbids Young People To Satisfy Their Curiosity Themselves.

Morality Is A Venereal Disease. Its Primary Stage Is Called Virtue; Its Secondary Stage, Boredom; Its Tertiary Stage, Syphilis.

A Historian Is Not Always A Prophet Facing Backwards, But A Journalist Is Always Someone Who Afterwards Knew Everything Beforehand.

Solitude Would Be Ideal If You Could Pick The People To Avoid.

A Father's Pride, Laid On Thick, Has Always Made Me Wish That The Fellow Had At Least Experienced Some Pain During Procreation.