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The Perfect Woman Has An Iq Of 150, Wants To Make Love Until 4 In The Morning, Then Turns Into A Pizza!

I Would Just Like To Say That After All These Years Of Heavy Drinking, Bright Lights And Late Nights, I Still Don't Need Glasses. I Drink Right Out Of The Bottle.

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

I Think The Two Most Difficult Things To Deal With In Life Are Failure And Success

The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When To Quit.