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He Who Knows How Will Always Work For He Who Knows Why.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage

Give Me A Glazed Doughnut, And A Bottle Of Anything... To Go!

On Parties It's Not About Who You Are. The Real Reason To Which A Party Revolves Is How Good You Look.