The Only Thing I'm Allergic

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?

The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When To Quit.

If You Want To Split A Bottle With A Friend, Then Sammy Hagar Is Your Guy. If You Want To Split Your Friend With A Bottle Than Give Me A Call.

I Grew Up On Radio, Not Tv.

Music Videos Are Like Girlfriends. I'm Constantly Amazed On What Other People Doing