The Only Thing I'm Allergic

The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When To Quit.

When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over The 80's.

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.

I'm A Family Man. I Personally Started 3 Or 4 Families Last Year.

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.