Self-tragedy Is Always A Great

I Think The Two Most Difficult Things To Deal With In Life Are Failure And Success

Give Me A Glazed Doughnut, And A Bottle Of Anything... To Go!

I Used To Have A Drug Problem, But Now I Have Enough Money.

I Knew Already When I Was Seven Years Old, That I Wanted To Be On Stage And Entertain People. I Sell Laughs. Here, You Got One For Free!

The Only People Who Put Iced Tea In Jack Daniel's Bottles Is The Clash Baby!