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I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.

Music Is Like Girlfriends To Me; I'm Continually Astonished By The Choices Other People Make.

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

Somebody Asked Me The Question Not Too Long Ago: 'dave, Do You Think The Music Business Has Turned Corrupt.' I Said: 'absolutely Not - It Has Always Been Corrupt.'

Critics Like Elvis Costello Because Critics Are Like Elvis Costello.