The Problem With Self-improvement Is

The Light You See At The End Of The Tunnel Is The Front Of An Oncoming Train.

Maybe I'm Like Acts Of Congress Or Your Favorite Chinese Restaurant - You Don't Really Want To Know What's Going On Behind The Door. I'm A Real Study In Contrast, I Expect, Looking From Without. But It Adds Up To What You Get On Stage.

Music Is Like Girlfriends To Me; I'm Continually Astonished By The Choices Other People Make.

I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.

On Parties It's Not About Who You Are. The Real Reason To Which A Party Revolves Is How Good You Look.