The Problem With Self-improvement Is

Money Can't Buy You Happiness, But It Can Buy You A Yacht Big Enough To Pull Up Right Alongside It.

I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.

It's Not Who Wants To Sleep With You; It's Who Wants To Sleep With You Again.

I Used To Jog But The Ice Cubes Kept Falling Out Of My Glass.

Well A Good Writer Writes, A Good Musician Listens To A Lot More Than He Actually Composes, And If You're Going To Do Lyrics - Well, There's A Freudian Slip. That's Not Even A Slip, That's A Freudian Move: I Said Going To Do Lyrics. If You Really Want It To Ring True, You'll Live It First. Go Really Get Your Heart Broken!