I Can Teach You To

Critics Like Elvis Costello Because Critics Are Like Elvis Costello.

When You Get Something Like Mtv, It's Like Regular Television. You Get It, And At First It's Novel And Brand New And Then You Watch Every Channel, Every Show. And Then You Become A Little More Selective And More Selective, Until Ultimately... You Wind Up With A Radio.

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

I Am A One-trick Pony. If You Tell Most People To Draw A Picture Of A Tree, They'd Draw 35 Branches And 10,000 Leaves. I Will Draw You A Tree With Four Branches And Three Leaves, And I'll Spend The Rest Of The Week Drawing Inside Of Each Leaf. In Terms Of The Grand Gesture, I Reserve That Maximum Turbo Blast Energy For What I Do As An Artist, And I Sing And Dance For Dinner.

There Are Only So Many Letters In The Alphabet. When I Talk To Young Musicians Or Authors And They Ask For Advice, I Say, You Gotta Learn All The Letters Of Your Own Personal Alphabet. With Music, You Need To Know All The Different Kinds Of Music And Everything In And Around Your Given Instrument.