When You Can Spell Subpoena

In The United States, You Can Put On A Cowboy Hat And Join The Country-western Neighborhood. If You're Down Below 14th Street In New York City, That's Bohemian; That's Left-wing.

You Gotta Learn The Alphabet, Backwards And Forwards. And Then The Choice Is Yours, 'cause Last I Looked, The Bible Is Written In The Same Words, The Exact Same Alphabet, As My Favorite Pornography. Choice Is Yours.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain And I'll Keep Providing The Parade.

I Used To Jog But The Ice Cubes Kept Falling Out Of My Glass.