People Say That Life Is

I Knew Already When I Was Seven Years Old, That I Wanted To Be On Stage And Entertain People. I Sell Laughs. Here, You Got One For Free!

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

When You Can Spell Subpoena Without Thinking About It, That's When You Know You've Made It.

An Ounce Of Image Is Worth A Pound Of Performance

He Who Knows How Will Always Work For He Who Knows Why.