I Used To Jog But

I Always Wanted To Be An Outrage To Public Decency And A Threat To Women. And This Is One Of The Few Occupations Where You're Not Only Allowed That, But You're Encouraged.

Rap Is Poetry To Music, Like Beatniks Without Beards And Bongos.

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!

The Most Important Part Of Any Rock Song Is The Guitar Solo.

I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.