The World's A Stage, And

Audience Participation Should Extend From On-stage To Backstage To Under The Stage

My Visions And Fantasies Are Pretty Standard. The Only Difference Is I Got To Do It, While Most Of Us Haven't. Beyond That, I'm A Pretty Standard Guy. Give Me A Gal With A Sense Of Humor, Acidic Wit, Who's Read A Few Books And Has A Body Like A Swedish Speed Skater, And I'm Quite Content.

The Only People Who Put Iced Tea In Jack Daniel's Bottles Is The Clash Baby!

I Used To Jog But The Ice Cubes Kept Falling Out Of My Glass.

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.