[sam] Kinison, When He Started

Your Worst And Most Dangerous Enemy Is The Person That Injures You Under The Pretensions Of Friendship.

I Never Do Impressions, But I Probably Should. People Like That Stuff.

Generally I Don't Like Traveling Around Saying The Exact Same Thing. I Don't Think That's A Very Good Thing To Do With Your Life.

When I Was A Kid, Everybody That Played Golf Was An Old Man. Until Tiger Showed Up, They Weren't In Very Good Shape.

When People Told The Audience That [sam Kinison] Was Good, He Was Accepted After That.