Men Are Handicapped When It

Standup Comedians Are Attracted To One Another Because Of Their Faults. So We're All Kind Of Messed Up In The Same Way, And Once I Was Around A Group Of People That Saw The World In A Different Way, It's Like This Is Where I Need To Be.

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.

Money Is The Best Lotion In The World.

Men Are Handicapped When It Comes To Arguing, 'cause We Have A Need To Make Sense.

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.