Money Is The Best Lotion

You Got A Gun, You Don't Have To Work Out.

Give Me A Black Man, A White Woman, A Giraffe, A Zebra Anything But Another White Man! That Last One F***ed Up My Roof!

There Are People Who Would Like To Get Rid Of Minimum Wage. But We Have To Have It, Because If We Didn't Some People Would Not Get Paid Money. They Would Work All Week For Two Loaves Of Bread And Some Spam.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.