Life Is A Game Played

Walking Isn't A Lost Art: One Must, By Some Means, Get To The Garage.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.